signs that you have maximum chill: you dance as you’re waiting for someone to come to the door and you giggle when a wild animal jumps on your head

Has anyone ever won a giveaway an instagram influencer has posted? I need answers!

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in my life

Why do I feel more confident in a pony tail, but know I look better with my hair down...

This coronavirus shit got us all like :

My Quarantine Routine: 8-9 AM: pour up 9-10: drank 10-11: headshot 11-12 PM: drank 12-1: sit down 1-2: drank 2-3: stand up 3-4: drank 4-5: pass out 5-6: drank 6-7: wake up 7-8: drank 8-9: faded 9-10: drank 10-11: faded 11-12: drank

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

so sad, so many people are dying without any family by their side. we have to take this more seriously.

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

If violence is not the answer, why the fuck y’all killing everybody?🤔