I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas

hey 😃 april fools 😆

I knew it was a joke when they suggested a content update

Hi guys this is my one piece oc his name is Smoke D. Weed and he's the user of the blunt blunt fruit which allows him to turn his body parts into blunts that he can smoke

maybe if it was the Rosalina Armpit Underboob Feet and Tongue Movie it would have been better. but it wasnt.

かわいい🙆

this feels like a xavier renegade angel bit 😭

“No I will not dress up as Monika and give you a footjob.”

One tjme i got kicked out of my sped class because my current stim was the entire burger king foot lettuce video script and my teacher got so mad he said talking to me was like negotiating with a terrorist

trying to cut NASAs budget in the middle of Artemis II, such a stupid fucking administration

no, the tech oligarchs are not going to redirect the profits from AI towards welfare programs. their plan is to drive you into poverty so that you starve and die. they view you as nothing more than a drain on resources

Soviet anti-air

Remember, if its Soviet its just propaganda. If its American, its just art.

Posting Eurobeat Daily Day 32: SylverR - Night Trip forgot it last night my bad y'all, this song fucks hard though.