oh, to be the banana girl…

A new diva has entered the CBU (Cunty Bird Universe)

Irish groyper account: You are five years old on the bumper cars at your local carnival. Maniac 2000 is playing. You’ve only seen one brown person before. Life will never be this good again.

It’s because of COVID. Once corporations saw that we would pay elevated prices due to the supply chain shocks, what incentive did they have to lower them ever again upon return to form? That is what capitalism is. Exploitation of the poor.

If we get the MP chatbot to endorse Palestine Action, does that mean Mark Sewards will be arrested?

A MAGA woman wrote that Donald Trump was on the roof of the White House because he was checking for leaks since he is an expert in buildings and I have to say that every single MAGA is the dumbest fucking human being on Earth.

Wake up and immediately look at small screen before clocking 8 hours behind medium screen. Take a few breaks to check in on small screen. Go home and spend a few hours staring at big screen to wind down before getting into bed and looking at small screen. Living the dream.

right im gonna need mcr to sit on mcr5 for a bit longer because a my chemical romance vs hannah montana album battle cannot happen for a second time

🚨 NEW: Labour’s Homelessness Minister Rushanara Ali is under pressure to resign after it emerged she evicted her tenants then relisted the property for £700 more a month [The i Paper]

don’t make me tap the sign again

Hes named like a horse

we’re so unbelievably unprepared for the age of ai misinformation jesus christ

my feminist husband everyone

good night my sweet greedy little stinkos

Rest in Parwin Punez

long bunny

Obsessed with how my dad's wife has absolutely clocked that I'm not straight and is gently trying to get me to come out to them fjdndjdnd