they just dropped this new white lady and honestly she's going absolutely yammer

Every Halloween costume will be a step down from Franklin

Brooklyn votes early for Zohran Kwame Mamdani

Good morning New York City !!!!

Donna Jean Godchaux and Dick Cheney ... they always come in threes. Who will be torn from this mortal coil to complete the unholy trifecta?

.Andrew Cuomo

Same vibe

Hanging out at the dog park off leash hours as a fan/spectator

Feels unlikely since three of the four are dead and they haven’t recorded music since 1974 but whatever, sure. New Big Star. Spotify

Spam texts are getting Sick/Tight in a way I was not anticipating

There’s always a couple of these legends at karaoke who are there alone, quietly wait their turn, put everything they have into it and then just leave as soon as they’re done

Seems like this guy is kinda bodying it. Respect honestly

Fuck it, vintage Polo shotgun pants

Can someone give me a hint on the pangram today please

Just got forcibly expelled from crunch fitness fort greene for being “so sweaty it was making others uncomfortable”

I like Tim Robinson as much as the next day but chair company kinda unwatchable?

Slowly convincing my girlfriend there is a reindeer called Conner by including him in the song, which I sing “absentmindedly” around the apartment