You know what's better than laying in bed?  Absolutely nothing.

Want Bryce Harper’s autographed How To Train Your Dragon bat that he used in the commercial? 👀 Repost and reply for a chance to win it!

The schedule gets a lot harder for us the rest of the year, but we’re very happy with how things have started. We have already doubled our wins from year one! #VsUp

Just behind BFAM’s perfect start to the season, the Valpo Vols Year 2 turnaround has been the top story in the American League!

15 years ago today, the first ever Griffleball games were played, and our league that went on to last 13 years was officially started. Sheppard Park Highland, IN June 4, 2010

Another week, another Bagel 🧹 We take game 1 against Silver Beach Otters 7-2 and take game 2 by a score of 13-8. We are now the last undefeated team in Leroy Wiffle with a record of 8-0. #GetToasted🥯

Game 7 of the NBA Finals tonight and the entire day/pregame show is going to be spent discussing a blockbuster trade. Pull this shit during the Super Bowl and Roger Goodell would exile you like Napoleon.

What Babe Ruth was to home runs, PCA is to defense. Dude is a freak.

Another week. Another 🧹 Bagels win game two 10-7 to improve to 14-0 on the season! #GetToasted 🥯

‼️ HISTORY MADE ‼️ We sweep the Bombers winning game two 9-2 to complete the perfect 16-0 regular season record #GetToasted 🥯 Leroy Wiffle

there it is

Stellar work from a fellow old

They want him to score points, J.J.

MLB Brewers are classless. That said, thank you for honoring a long-standing tradition from Wrigley at Wrigley North. Cubbies are in your head even when ya beat em. Enjoy LA

Didn’t count because the refs threw a phantom flag. But great throw by Caleb Williams. Great catch by Rome Odunze. Should have been a TD.

Somehow, caleb haters & talking heads will still find a way to pretend #JaydenDaniels with his interception, two fumbles & 200 yards was surely better than #CalebWilliams 250 yards & no turnovers (don't even get me started on all the plays refs robbed) tonight. Watch #Bears #MNF

Joe Mixon is in Witness Protection Program. You cannot convince me otherwise, but go ahead and try

To celebrate the Bears getting the dub, I’m giving away a Bears jersey of your choice. To enter LIKE and RT this tweet and an extra entry by following me. Winner picked tonight.