カマキリ撮るの世界一上手い自信ある。

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

Killed by who?

i get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me like oops sorry ladies im not a flower hehe but its so sweet that you thought i was

the saddest thing about the transition from primary school disco to going out clubbing is the loss of the tuck shop

A pregnant woman and six children are amongst the twelve people who died when their boats capsized in the Channel, French officials say. I don’t know how much more horror needs to occur before politicians will find the nerve to provide safe routes for asylum. Few words are left.

can i help you?

Just painting a bougie cat.

I’ve an idea. Everyone who objects to having a royal family should be given the opportunity to opt out of contributing to them and the other side can cough up more to cover the shortfall. Let’s see how keen they are then, if they love them so much they can fund them !

18 x 24 inches, oil on wood 🕯️💐🍷📚🍒

I’m sorry but these are not “tough decisions” for politicians. They are tough decisions for those forced to choose between heating their homes and eating.

gandy

Tom Nook 🍃✨

Swans and deer in the morning mist

Some ballpoint portraits.

If the Prime Minister can't afford to buy his own clothes on £150,000+ a year, it's a miracle the rest of us aren't all wandering around naked!

A lot of young women don’t realise that 30 is still young, really young. Stop treating 30 as a deadline for achieving anything. In fact, stop setting age-based deadlines altogether. Learn to enjoy life without obsessing over your age

Flower portraits │ 花のポートレート

Two-year prison sentences for throwing condensed soup at a plate of glass. No punishment whatsoever for dodging a £3.7m tax bill, selling dud PPE to the NHS, dumping billions of litres of sewage in rivers or knowingly fitting flammable cladding to Grenfell Tower.