oscar’s this year were beyond washed no i didn’t watch half of the best picture nominees but i know in my soul they were doing evil satanic devil magic behind the curtains to ensure that none of the movies that won anything were actually any good

specifically fuck you sean baker and adrien brody but as far as im concerned every winner that wasn’t a complete unknown conclave flow or dune 2 can die

challengers and queer with no noms and emilia perez walking with like four awards the institution of art is cooked how did we go from 2023’s roster to THIS…

Do you remember when you joined twitter I do! #MytwitterAnniversary im deleting this account in two months

tweeting off a chromebook like im in high school again

groypers obsession with the penis never ceases to amaze me

canada i am infatuated by your vibe and aura, possibly best country on earth, getting lots of garden of eden vibes here

mournfully back in the states but it’s okay because my son is here with me and we both shall soon immigrate to Our Glorious Canada

! komm, susser breakfast "Are you proship or anti" I have an 8 hour shift at the library tomorrow dawg I don't caaaaare

visual novel fans are a special kind of stupid IMHO yall can’t read a book or play a game… silly ass genre

deadass woke up cuddling my vape idc what pranks anybody pull on me today i am the april fool