The thing that actually bugs me about Christopher Bishop being a dickhead is his comment “the hīkoi was ages ago, sit down”… We’ve been fighting for te tiriti for 185 years, and we’ll keep fighting for it until the Crown stop dishonouring it. You fucking sit down, minister.

I accept that living in the middle of the city means putting up with noise. But bagpipes at 10pm... someone's taking the piss

Used my personal phone to text someone I was running late to a meeting once, and now they text me about networking events and shit. Is it acceptable to just ignore them?

My new favourite pastime is to look up my friends', colleagues' and acquaintances' submissions on the Treaty Principles Bill on the Parliament website and see what they wrote... some of the people in my life are way more articulate and knowledgeable than I thought.

Big nark energy from Parmar.

This is yet another good example of why men are too emotional to be in leadership.

Introvert life in your 30s is trying to retrain your extrovert friends so they invite you to things with lots of notice rather than texts at 9pm on work nights trying to get you to come hang out. I need at least 3 days notice to mentally and physically prepare!

My 15 year old niece complimented my interior design choices today. I’ll be living off that affirmation for a year.

I have zero confidence in either Stats NZ nor the current government to wrangle anything remotely resembling a workable replacement for census data. No surprise this govt has no interest in data though.

I don’t see how it helps anyone to keep sharing videos of destiny dickheads on their bullshit again… stop putting it in my feeds people!

Dear Robert Muldoon, I am sorry this letter has taken so long, but I hope it finds you well. I am still angry about the 1981 tour and I don't think the wage and price freeze achieved much. It was all about you and your brand in the end, wasn't it? regards, a New Zealander.

Ian Taylor is obviously feeling a bit desperate for attention, writing a whingy open letter to someone who has not been Prime Minister for 2 1/2 years now, about events that took place 3-5 years ago, with a healthy dose of rewriting history to boot.

Will I come to regret buying glasses with yellow frames on a whim?

Can think of one way WCC could have a “reset”, Diane….

Been procrastinating catching up on my reo course for weeks... finally bit the bullet and it turns out there was only one week's worth of content left to get through... I could have just finished it ages ago if I hadn't convinced myself it was going to take months 🤦‍♂️

Not sure how I'll go on without the Mushroom Case Daily podcast :(