Too Shy for influencing Too dumb for crypto Too honest for scam Too lazy for 9-5 How can I make money mehn????

No be crypto o, i dey find money to refill my gas

The best manipulators won’t even argue with you

You can literally be pressed for hours and your body would hold the urine but the minute you’re approaching a toilet, all hell will break loose. Why is that?

Motion

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

Songs where 2 artists go bar for bar the entire track >

When Albert Einstein talked about time dilation, he was making reference to the happenings of this place 😅 Enter by 4pm, play like 3 games for 30 minutes and boom… it’s 8pm 🥲

My niece calls me Ankle. I call her my Knees.

There is no rock bottom, things can always get worse 😂😂

as blunt as i may seem, i don’t say half of what i’m thinking

When you start noticing the likes are more than the expected likes, just know the damn girl is no where near being pretty.

HR has called me again… ‘cos I nicknamed my coworker “School Bus” ‘cause she always leave early to pick up the kids…

for your own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no

Greatest anime ever Several years after it ended, the other 2 are still desperately airing to maintain credibility

my defender 💔

he said moimoi that is not good enough is okpa

🚨Vinicius Junior is now the favorite to lift the Ballon d’Or. [Diario SPORT]

🚨Vinicius Junior is now the favorite to lift the Ballon d’Or and handed it to Ousmane Demebele on Sept 22. [BBC Sport]