That first dab of alcohol gonna give him a seizure

Every Endrick comp I’ve watched justifies the reason he picked Sir Bobby Charlton as his idol.

This would’ve hit so hard in 2016 Illuminati era.

Fabregas wiped from take history books, this means more

🚨 Mikel Obi John “I will not keep quiet! What arsenal did vs Everton is illegal! Calafiori used a technique we’ve never seen before to prevent a goal. To top it off, Arteta committed child labor bringing on a 16 year old”

The fact that Nigeria has higher rates of poverty than Congo and Yemen is funny to me.

Huyu kapiga mbali sababu haez kupiga chenga watu wote hao kama Max Dowman !?

Dear Brentwood School, Please protect our star as much as possible. The 16-year-old world hero goes to your school. Make sure he is safe from the evil eyes of Manchester United F.C., Manchester City F.C., Liverpool F.C., Tottenham Hotspur F.C., Chelsea F.C. and the whole world

When the robber finds you watching an Arsenal game

This is Satanic defending. What did he smoke?

These whores look too average buana dollar millionaire fishing on the same pond na kina Wailer.

Kuna Bois hii app alisema ati kuna time he was heartbroken alafu akaenda kwa milayas fulani kununua. After wameingia kwa room jamaa akaanza kulia uncontrollably so the woman had to tell her 'dio kwa maana tuko hapa'. It cracks me up to this day mahn 😂😭

Wait a minute, all the 4 substitutions had a role to play in the two goals we scored yesterday. First goal: Dowman > Hincapié > Gyökeres > Goal Second goal: Gyökeres > Martinelli > Dowman > Goal Let it be this season grandma.

The dream ending 🌟

Huyu mtu ako na contract ya kussuply wamasai fake ni kama anakula vizuri sana. Wa this time wamenona!

The Wolves game is the last time we saw Gabriel Jesus in serious games. Mikel Arteta listens. Maybe not always but sometimes 😂😂

Come for the goal. Stay for the celebration 🕺

Broke up with his girlfriend for suggesting he stays in Sporting. Wrote of his bonuses with Sporting. Refused to return to Sporting Was ready to take Sporting to court. Did everything within his power to join us. They can never make me hate you. I will go against the world

📲 Riccardo Calafiori on Instagram, on THAT block: “Thisziszthescorpion 🦂” 🤣❤️

Order of events: Beat Leverkusen to qualify for the Champions League QF. Beat Manchester City at Wembley to win the league cup. Beat Bournemouth at the Emirates to go 12 points clear. Manchester City panics and drops points to Chelsea at the Bridge. Is this too much to ask