So far Euros have taught me... Croatia - loads of -ics (Modric), Poland - loads of -skis (Lewandowski), France- loads of twats like Nasri

Arshavin's twin brother is playing well again

what the actual fuck ronaldo

just coz messi isnt here doesnt meen you can start slacking ronaldo

Great start to this game. Despite his profligacy in front of goal, like the way RVP keeps getting in there> Great movement. Goal will come

Obviously when i said Van Persie i actually meant Gomez. Bloody predictive text

GOMEZ #pureclass

Wow, who would have bet on Italy losing their 1 goal lead against Croatia? Well, probably half of the Italian team

#unleashthebeast just seen the advert :O dfgj khervbfkc THE MIDNIGHT BEAST

i hate busquets, shit player in a quality team

Only took 36 seconds for Sergio Busquets to go down like a sloppy cake today #yakattack #segiobiscuits #olympicdivingsquad

i need a fucking break

want my mum to leave me alone #grumpchild

at sandbanks building sandcasles like a pro #procastlebuilder

bayern secretly signed pique already

running upstairs like a gorilla coz its easier that way

passport came today MALIA 2013

Reports that Messi has settled with the tax authorities and will pay €15m...the highest ever for a footballer. Can't stop breaking records.