Imagine knowing an entire race commentary word for word and having a go at it with your mates down the pub, love it. Chautauqua’s 2015 Manikato Stakes win, word for word.

Professional punters aren’t gifted. We’re obsessed psychos who've watched 40 replays by 8am for 1 f*ing edge. You’re moaning you lost a tenner while we’re dissecting pace maps like surgeons. Shut up and get obsessed or stay poor.

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Dinner: Beef Wellington, my wife insisted on making tonight for me. How lucky am I

The world’s greatest t-shirt. IYKYK.

Can gallop a bit this bloke, Blue Steel. Hopefully goes back to back next Thursday!

Atlas John, up we go Kobie O'Brien

🥇ATLAS JOHN 📸 Corey Geran Julian Holsman

Imagine calling the first at Belmont tomorrow… 🟡

Exciting horse this bloke, Blue Steel. Should make it 2 carnival wins in 6 days this Friday. Looking forward to catching up on track with Kobie O'Brien Michael Charge and a host of local and Southern/Western based Stonk reprobates.

Kobie O'Brien Stonk Racing

Horse wins Team loses The punt god giveth and taketh

Call at Birdsville about 5L behind the broadcast, hard watching

Nothing getting close to Ka Ying Rising in the Everest #overs

Andrew Hawkins AC 💯

Will Warbick has been horrendous #NRLStormBroncos

Private Harry should go to Europe next season

Bang goes She’s Brutal for Team Keal Ko Racing and the Mighty 🐓. Grand final 🐓🐓Dinner is so much tastier . Great win today Clifford Park #nickkealracing #koracing Kobie O'Brien

Here’s the better version Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs

As an ex-honky,all the carry on over the last fortnight made this my favourite Everest. Pay the believers!