I have to fold my clothes and go to bed in the next 30 minutes but what if I look at my phone for two hours and kill myself instead? What if that hmm?

selling 2x arthur hill birmingham balcony standing tickets !! £20 each!!!

god forbid i dont want to be on the phone ON SPEAKER if someone else is in the kitchen

why are there so many eat in kebab places near me god forbid i want a normal take away

twitter web being the best insult

oomfchella but oomf lives 5 mins away

i dont have a bowl? so many weird things u dont realise u need?

after i pay my rent i have a whole £200 to live on for 3 months cheers sfe x

thank god i get paid in 3 days

Matty Healy crowd surfs at Charli xcx & George Daniel’s wedding.

You wake up at 6AM and it's like you have 48 hrs instead of 24

had to delete twt for ptv…

I WANT TO P U S S Y K I L L MYSE- IN BIO

need to figure out how to acc get on the roof before oasis its so serious

god bless london night busses how else would i get from vauxhall to wembley in under an hour (i had to get 3 busses)

mcr london n1 being the week after i move back home is so sad

i can faintly hear wonderwall

i shouldve gone upstairs it was sk louder tonight