Tom Brady is washed. Pass it on.

Feels like football weather. Who wants to get tackled?

It seems weird that Tom Brady has parents. As someone that was created in a lab, I get those vibes off him.

All I can think when I look at Big Ben is that he is probably pretty squishy. I’m made from foam but he still seems softer.

Still true tonight

Nuggets basketball is back, and so is Nuggopoly baby 😎 Pause the GIF below, take screenshots, and send us your score. Draw four cards! ⬇️

NUGGETS GET THE W 🙌🏼

We are right in the middle of PSL* season, my fav time of year! . . . . *Punching screaming & lying.

HELP MEEEEEEEEEE

Hmmm. 🦑

Sports suck, amiright?

Hey PhoeKnux Avs, Yotes. Winner gets to delete the others account?

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Russ 2-gloves has a pretty nice ring if you ask me.

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WE READY

I’m literally shaking. Everyone knows I run this account.