Variety I have a solution. Have me voice all the Simpsons characters and then everyone's happy.

I love this.

So, she's not just a terrible actress.

Setting a table using rotational forces

1962.

Jonathan Bush - brother of George Bush and uncle to George W. Bush - announced his intention to revive blackface.

Wait for it.. 😂

'I got bad teeth anyways, it's all right.'

Mason Lohrei wasn't too concerned about losing a chiclet or two during a recent game in Columbus.

Watch an all-new #BehindTheB , pres. by Ticketmaster ➡️ bit.ly/3HhRtUb

Fascinating.

Don’t care if it’s fake. Laughing my ass off.

Oh. My. God.

Out of Context Human Race

Spot on about politicians and mass shootings:

As a dad of a 12-year-old hockey player, the Jakob Lauko injury freaks me out. A lot of capillaries in the head; let’s hope it’s just a bad bleeder. Update, please Boston Bruins

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Kardiak Kimbrel #PhiladelphiaPhillies

Happy birthday, #JohnLennon #Beatles Your words — Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down — are as true today as they were then.

I don’t want to be lectured to by anyone who says “fentanol,” any more than someone who says “nucular.” #GOPDebate

Bells don’t work. Turn off their microphone when their time is up #GOPDebate