People don’t say FML anymore like can we bring back saying FML

I love having mosquito bites it’s like a lovely reminder that iv been outside and that pretty awesome

Mfs be trying to read inbetween the lines but be dyslexic 😹

#NEEDTHAT #JK #IMNOTJOKING

I be ordering my matcha manly as hell like “ill get a matcha on the rocks, shaken not stirred”

LeBron highlights

Ok didn’t know you’d trauma dump like that

becoming oomfs on multiple platforms is a big step in a oomflationship

that one mysterious bookmark every single single one of my tweets gets 🤨

We in a fine shyt renaissance there’s too many fine shyts I don’t know what to do