Working in events and conventions:

I bought a La croix at Philly international airport on Saturday morning, wasn’t in the mood for it and put it in my hotel fridge in Las Vegas. Came back to my room from work to see my fridge was open when I knew I shut it and had the privacy sign on. Bruh

It’s like a bust of a cat statue mounted onto a completely different animal’s body 😂😭

Then I’m uncultured, Steve’s for life

You know what’s up

…………….. it’s crazy cus I’m like, he be looking slightly different at times but just thought it was hair and makeup

I am a Lego

There’s an ad I keep getting in Montreal for a cough syrup where the tagline is “it tastes awful, and it works” 😂

Bartender in Montreal saw my bf’s sweatshirt and she hit him with a “go birds dickhead”

Dress code: statement cocktail

It is completely insane how long it is possible to taxi at Chicago O’Hare. It’s been 13 minutes already.

Yesterday I was troubleshooting an iPad/printer station at the event I’m working (I just had to fix a typo) and the attendee said maybe we should get some AI involved. I was like well AI doesn’t have opposable thumbs, soooo…

Golden hour at 4:37 pm this is bullshit

There’s a veterinary convention at Javits and there are so many doggiiiies

Every weekend I watch Pat McAfee do a beautiful, wonderful thing for college students giving them an opportunity to win life changing money, hundreds of thousands of dollars to these kids. As a new mom who cannot kick a ball I am simply asking for a measly 10k. 😂😂😂