⠀⠀⠀ 𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮. ᥫ᭡ ᥫ᭡ ╱ ↺

“His momma bought them for him.. said she wanted him to look more like the mega star.”

“Exactly, the thing is .. pretty blonde like you talking to a cheap skate like him I bet he’s pissed his pants with excitement.”

“Excuse me miss, you stupidly misspelt LA knight.”

something entertaining? Me kicking your kiwi butt at some smash bros then getting us breakfast!

You haven’t seen me play, I haven’t seen you play, how about a little wager? Loser buys the winner breakfast?

— forgot to mention this account isn’t trying to get into every girls pants, I just want friendly banter and good writing, would it be cool? Yeah, is it the main focus? No.

It’s a good job you’ve got yourself into title territory because I can eat a lot, I’ll eat you out of house and home … after I beat you of course.

The master at work.

Because you’re messing around with bums instead of coming to the mega star! Wine and dine while you sit there looking fine.

I’d be a better date than any of the bums on this roster, any of the bums out there..

I’d rather spend my time with you, my Tiffy time you could say? Taking you out to the best place in town.