tfw u need $120 but payday is a week away and u have already drained the generosity of ur friends 🥲

which one of you fuckers is putting sports on my feed

ran out of diet coke and the box full of cans that were already expired when they got delivered are staring at me from the corner of the kitchen

anyway once again a reminder that I sell titty pics so you can look at a hot lady and I get a crisp can of diet coke it's a win win situation

one of those mornings that makes you wanna 🤪

Don't overwork yourself, Ditto!

why don't i have burgie money

she is incredibly on point here but I can't lie that a dusty, forgotten part of my brain doesn't light up every time i see her lmao

forgot about my fucking cardiologist appointment tomorrow FUCK

need to get a friend hooked on the lonely island podcast so i have someone to talk to about how the whole basis of the show is going over their digital shorts but they have 101 episodes and have only covered 51 shorts

only upside to this was when I was devastated to think I missed seeing You Were Never Really Here in cinemas only to walk in and find out it was showing like six months after it's US release

DHMIS ON DROPOUT DREAMS DO COME TRUE