The Janus bird

You haven't known true rage until you get so mad that you start foaming at the butt

This has to become an annual tradition. It's not truly Christmas until somebody throws Darby Allin down the stairs at Hammerstein.

Thinking about developing a deep emotional attachment to a philosophical concept and reordering my life to revolve around it, just to have something to do.

Everyone is so mad all the time. But some people are so mad that powerful institutions kill with gleeful abandon, and other people are so mad that racial and sexual minorities exist.

I grew up down the street from this place and it definitely fits the vibe of the neighborhood

Zombie Andre the Giant should be a gimmick on the indies right now. Give it to Krule.

People sometimes complain about the isolation of suburban living, but it really is a decent environment if one aims to gradually descend into paranoid madness. It's at least a placid spiral of psychological decay, muffled and staid.

We all have that moment the first time one of our parents excitedly shows us an AI video, thinking it's real. If you haven't had it yet, you will.

This orange guy was really eyeballing me in the backyard today If he shows up again his courage will be rewarded with peanuts

Heard “a man’s good credit is worth more than his personal comfort” on TV yesterday & threw a cup against the wall (I have a 0 credit score & almost never wear a shirt)

This bird looks like it should be on a national flag

Fat little orange guy is back again. Sadly I have no peanuts to give him today. I'm glad he doesn't read my Twitter account or he'd be pissed.