Today is the first day of the rest of your gay chungus life

When this is all over we need to make Nuremberg look like traffic court

28/6/75 Jiang Qing sends Mao a long self-criticism: she didn't realise the harm that she was doing to Party unity and is grateful to be criticised.

I’m loving the new McDonalds Axis Powers menu

impressive how many communications staffers working for politicians seem unable to communicate or do effective politics

You have broken all 5 core tenets of Aloha Mindset and are no longer allowed in my Tiki Bar

his stupid chungus life

pieces of a woman and the back half is about 40 minutes too long so the suffering in the film is amplified by your own suffering waiting for it to end

I basically like my life, but I also feel that living in the world right now - I mean, especially right now, but really all the time - requires a level of radical compartmentalization that gives me the constant low-level burning sensation of going insane. Anyone else feel this??

can’t think of anything to eat for lunch i might just pass away instead

From a reporting perspective, there is no reason to withhold "Cremieux's" real name, which is Jordan Lasker. Lasker is a public figure; he's written and done podcast appearances under his real name. The Guardian reported out the ID, and it's been floating around for a while.

the real story is that three white NYT reporters teamed up with a white supremacist to write a hit piece implying that the Africa-born child of a leading African intellectual conveniently identified as African for college admissions lmao

unfortunately i fell in love with a cocktail bar with wonderful small plates that is in an old newspaper building and has a great happy hour and now i have run out of people to take there

it's her day

eric adams voice : new york is the orc city of america

i went on a date with this guy and before he got hired at the nyt he got fired from three separate bowling alleys

also hilariously has extra stigmatized any severe symptoms because people respond by being like “well i have depression too and i managed to learn to brush my teeth” meanwhile their depression is a single 6 month long mild episode

i don’t take life advice from anyone who hasn’t spent some time on a psych hold. there’s nothing you can share that’s relevant to me