Keep TikTok and take away Snapchat instead

“you’re so funny” thanks louis tomlinson was my favorite one direction member

“EVERY song from EVERY episode” huh?? Well then… can’t wait from this bop to have its turn on the setlist this summer 🫡👀

Happy 10 years since zayn left

Had a 16 year old kid come up and ask me what a coin was. I looked at it, thinking he had a foreign coin. It was a nickle. He then asked me if it was worth the same as a quarter. My faith in the future broke a little bit.

I owe Julius Randle a 12-page apology essay and a bouquet of freshly picked flowers.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES ARE IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS AGAIN

WCF BOUND.

our new full length album Breach will be here in september. the first song, The Contract, comes out june 12th. hello Clancy hello Blurryface let’s finish this |-/

THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES SCORE A FRANCHISE PLAYOFF RECORD 143 POINTS. 42-POINT WIN. 2-1 OKC. WE GOT A SERIES.

missing the time when i used to obsessively read books in less than a day and not worry about a single thing in life

Wolves v. Nuggets on Christmas Day 🔥

I’m suing my dad for making me a Minnesota sports fan.

“who even listens to one direction anymore” me every single day:

This is possibly the best news I’ve ever heard in my life and I’m not even exaggerating

first time since Dec. 20, 2003 we’ve all won on the same day! Minnesota Wild 🤝 Wolves 🤝 Minnesota Vikings (via Stats Perform)

i am NOT a cocomelon parent. you gonna sit down and watch Julius Randle shutdown Wemby

Nothing gives me the zoomies quite like that first Minnesota false spring