What Does She and Them Want from Humans?

grandparents be like

AI will probably trigger a golden age of recreational drug development. Unclear how it will affect Mexico.

is zohran gonna let me buy chipotle with food stamps

the silver one is kinda serving Biblically Accurate Angel

straight men can talk about Seattle for hours

I swim in waters that would drown so many other bitches

wait until they hear the things Lebanese Mexicans will say to get into clubs in Berlin

this song gets more eerily prescient with every year

I 💜 adverbs

It’s actually Amigueeeeee

Jacob elordi is Australian? Bummer. He’s hot but there are at least 8 boys at every Midwestern high school who are that hot in the same exact way. Why do we have to import them? It’s just weird

Sexyyyyyyyyyyy

Millions arrested on the island of Nantucket

cryptids, illegals, morphs and putrid miasmas abound

ChatGPT just told me that I am the King of Love

"There is nothing more hideous than excessive refinement (in food, dress, lifestyle, etc.)" - Nassim Taleb #wisdom

Sushi restaurants are like magnets for interesting people

This is how procrastination manifests in high-achieving women