Marvel, hear me out

Everything ben sears draws makes me smile and nod.

Poster legend Dave Kloc has made a limited edition poster for Royal Albert Hall that will be available at the venue on show night! You can also grab the last remaining tix to the show here- Rejectedjokes.com. WE CANNOT WAIT TO GET TO LONDON AND DO MAKE EM UPS FOR YOU!

Here's my poster for Dead and Company and their run of shows at the SPHERE - June 20/21/22. It's a big ol print - 24"x36" and available in Foil and Paper editions. Signed and numbered. davekloc.com/store

Every time a new season of The Bear comes out, I can’t help but think, “Damn… Timothy Treadwell would have loved this.”

Is my wife constantly buying bad coffee considered grounds for divorce?

My favorite hockey players? Oh probably Gourdie Howl Clawed LeBoo Gristle Oozegood Payne Gravesky Pall Coffin Yikes Modano Moritz Spider Brett Skull Dark Nessier Zomby Gorr Ron Hexedall Vaclav Necromancy Stevil Eyezerman Pavel Bure’d Alive Scerry Chainsawchuck Surgery Headsarov

Ever wonder what is exactly my shit?

Made a Festive Spooky Nudist art print! 12"x20" screen print. First 50 orders get a little mini-print! davekloc.bigcartel.com/product/spirit…

Trump should make Mike Rowe secretary of Management. Just so he can say “I’m a bit of a Micromanager.” You get it. I’m outta here…

Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde: "The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes and are good neighbors...may I ask you to have mercy Mr. President on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away."

Letterbox’s slogan should be “If you see something say something.”

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace. And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.