I get turned off easily if a fly keep landing on you, I'm cool fr

Great. Son just handed me some more childslop.

whats with that fake big hand they wear in baseball

Yeah

all men are rapists

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

.The Cheesecake Factory 🍰 Factory Our server is very ugly

Learning code has me in disbelief at what these nerds have been cooking the last 40 years

God inventing millipedes:

never stop to appreciate a flower. and NEVER say hi to your mailman. every time you do you lose you 5-10 seconds. add those up over a year and you've wasted 4 minutes that you could have spent dropshipping bootleg indonesian juul pods to sixth graders.

neither is enough to stop the feeling that things are going to keep getting worse, but pancakes, I guess

Hi I'm Noelle and when I was 13 an 18yr old guy on discord had seen every inch of my body and I brought the bowl

finding a png on google that’s actually transparent

Will Smith just slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar’s

Great, what's next. 9/11?

We need Talk Tuah now more than ever

the way he hated everything

i hate when you leave your phone on the side and it brings up that red evil clock

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

There are Snapchat streaks that have lasted longer than the confederacy