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Jeremy

@kleinjerm

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calendar_today18-02-2015 21:24:18

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*walk into club...go outside to smoke... walk into club...go outside to smoke ... walk into club...go outside to smoke ... walk into club...go outside to smoke... walk into........... Me at 5:30am: Holy shit fam top 3 rips I love you all so much

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Serious question I just payed an embarrassing amount of money for front row tickets to weezer and the pixies. Are there any TRUE fans on here that wanna pay what they can and go with me???

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I’m gonna be living in Tacoma for a brief period, eager to impart my enlightened Seattle wisdom upon the unlearned and virginal folk that inhabit this humble town.

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Ever since I’ve added “#1 Steely Dan fan” to my tinder bio I’ve been able to filter my matches to only Steely Dan fans. Much better app!

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A fun thing to do when you’re talking to people from Portland is to keep referring to the city as Portlandia as if you don’t actually know that it’s not called that.

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My basement smells like trash and my housemate woke up and immediately bought a Memos burrito and a Red Bull “Yellow Edition” for breakfast. But yea bro to answer your question tacs been pretty chill cheap rent good to see some old homies.

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In a textbook rite of passage from boy to man, he has moved on from Quentin Tarantino to Paul Thomas Anderson. He will now be mansplaining his films instead.

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Idk if this had already been agreed upon but i was just thinking tablets are like so dumb and unnecessary. Like we all literally have to have a phone and computer and now they got us buying another thing?

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Last night I had a dream that I was a woman and I took Hannibal Burress home to meet my parents and tell them we were getting married. My parents didn’t approve but that didn’t matter to me.