"Eddington" is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. In other news, I am trying to write again, as therapy. thebergstrom.com/eddington-2025… #AriAster #Eddington

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Over the course of just a few years the USA has turned itself into a weird early 90s eastern European country that everyone has heard of but doesn't really want anything to do with. The STINK coming from over there. P.U.

I dont want to learn how much we all relied on the CDC.

If Hamas should be eliminated because it killed 1200 people, what should happen to Israel for killing 60,000-100,000?

This is a fucking banger

* unzips fly *

Hey New York Times Games. Get this shit off every game pages. Super annoying

I finally saw KNEECAP (at Paradiso Amsterdam) and they blew my sock out of my asshole. My review is here if you want thebergstrom.com/kneecap-decima…

"Hoist with his own petard" NOW will you listen, America? #CharlieKirk

Hey Actual Names, this guy stinks!

Probably THE best moment on this entire album is that part where I removed the CD from the CD player and wiped my ass with the CD and then smashed the CD with a hammer and then set the CD on fire and then mailed the burnt debris to Satan.

I am not exaggerating when I say that this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while

Any cat > You

Hey Actual Names, a little word of advice: don't breaux me if you don't kneaux me.

Pearlie Cumball United States, Census, 1940

Whenever we see a cute animal in person why do we always ask what it's doing

Hey Actual Names, get a load of this Delta pilot's name. (it's from a viral video of a guy getting kicked off a plane because they didn't like his hat or something)

The media is madly focused on Israeli corpses. But today Israel returned 52 corpses of Palestinians taken prisoner since 7 October 2023 who had died in Israeli custody, many tortured to death. Zero media attention.

Fuck me, Mary? Well, (CC: Actual Names)