Wile E. Coyote when he runs into a mountain painted like a tunnel

“Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

Our opening night show is sold out! There are still a few tickets left for Saturday’s show, or check out the rest of our great November lineup at comicsutra.ca

It wasn’t exactly good, but it was actually better than it should have been.

I retweeted this and my phone flew, unshackled, from my outstretched hand, started my car, drove to a fair trade coffee shop for a soy latte and a churro and ate it in front of me — WITHOUT OFFERING TO SHARE — and began singing “Solidarity Forever” and confiscating my guns.

Our first show was a sellout. Great crowd, great time.

Play stupid incel games, win stupid incel prizes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Truth

For anyone who thinks they know jackshit right now, this is an excellent guide to what votes come in when, and what is actually meaningful. Right now, you’re watching a tennis match where everyone has held serve. Which means it’s unknowable, for better or worse.

That used to be an obvious answer. Now I have no idea.

Shared joys, like laughter, are important.

Grateful.

Is that what people say now before they fight an old man? Seems high falutin’

Man, this fight has a lot of glaring. Tyson. Paul. Feel the animosity.

Well, we know whose calendar is opening up just in time to be Jake Paul’s next opponent…

Another packed house, and they loved Maggie Estey, Neal Mundle & David Myles Holland Hall! One more chance to see them tonight…tix at ComicSutra.ca

Next weekend, we have Nathan Dimitroff headlining Fri/Sat at 8 pm AND the debut of our late night, no limits show”Just Offensive & Vicious” Saturday at 11pm. Want to hit BOTH Saturday shows? Enter code DOUBLEHEADER at checkout when you get tix to both shows and get $6 off !

Sold out already? Only two seats left for Friday? You guys!

I rarely post here, but I do have to share this prediction I posted on January 20th. Not that the president is a predictable simpleton, but….