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I took my nephew to the aquarium tonight and while he was petting a stingray he yelled “it feels like ham!”

spongebob wouldn’t even fw some of yall fr … but he’d hangout with me bc my heart is pure and i like to laugh a lot

fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

help

imagine being so bitter that ur ex moved on that u accuse them of cheating with 0 evidence and nonstop post about them for weeks from across the world while bragging abt how u would constantly bring others into ur relationship

500 men lusting over you can’t compare to 1 man adoring your whole existence

and imagine being white thinking it’s cool to say the n word

don’t forget to worship a goddess this Friday the 13th

being a 5’8 woman trying to sit on a man’s lap is humiliating i feel like one of those big ass dogs that hasn’t figured out it isn’t a puppy anymore yet

hi

the girl who lied about her ex cheating w me while she was the only one allowed to be poly in their relationship got her whole IP banned from snapchat for illegally selling old p*rn vids of them together

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they should allow you to leave work early if you miss your wife

always an upgrade

I love hittin my friends with a random off-putting fact

I love when men are funny but they don’t know they’re funny

just discovered u can enjoy something with the purpose of enjoying it and not everything has to be tied to some external purpose or improvement

stop asking me what i’m doing today. chilling. being sexy. what else is there to do