Let me congratulate the Apple Store workers in Oklahoma City for voting to become the 2nd unionized Apple Store in the US. Last year, Apple made a record $95 billion profit. Its billionaire CEO made $99 million in 2021. It's time for Apple to treat its workers with respect.

Let me tell you ive now worn multiple parts of my #halloween costume in an every day sorta way numerous times now and it’s the #greatest — #AND i dont care what Elon Musk has to say about it at all — I might even do it all again next year. (the costume just keeps on #giving)

hey #toronto #poetry people. where are the open mic poetry nights these days? Do they still exist?

I think you meant “TORONTO” basketball fans. #Raptors

Junior says Democrats way over-value college degrees and credentials, which really are meaningless.

Is don jr doing a don sr impression as his all the time personality now?

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

Article got picked up by the Oakville beaver and Hamilton spectator. The title is…well…very cliche…and I love it! insidehalton.com/community-stor…

So happy that I could help INTER-DAN-MENSIONAL (OUT NOW!) make the album he wanted. You’re going to love it. Come on down for a fabulous show. Don’t be an April Fool.

Yup. That feels right.

Toldja

Available April 1st

Hey Everyone! First of all I just wanna apologize for flooding your feeds with promo stuff (Including this) I'm just very excited and nervous! I cannot wait for people to see what we've put together for this show. It's gonna be Bonkers.

that’s Grady RICHARD to you, sir. #toronto #raptors Toronto Raptors

Is there a place I can line up to do this? Is it a ticketing system? Ive got time off coming up over the long weekend and not much planned. I promise to look you right in your eyes and smile the most shit-eating grin I can manage when I call you a #CIS piece of shit. Deal?

chefs cis{s} 👨🏻‍🍳🤌🏼🪦

It's a fundraiser. it's a party. it's just gonna be an all-round good time. check it out. gofund.me/773b7b0a

uhhhh KFC 3.75 for this? Imagine if it had only been three like it was supposed to be? 🤦🏻‍♂️ #weak

I have to frame a large poster but I'm hesitant to bankrupt my family for generations.

Why do I feel like Larry David’s setting up #CurbYourEnthusiasm to end with Larry going to jail ala the Seinfeld finale? #tooperfect #tellmeimwrong