#gsdf23 good luck Chloe Coulter and all of Emmaville, you'll smash it!

@swils108 still struggling with it now!

@Micky81Hutton not sure, no limit really!! You?

That grass burn stung in the shower!!

catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigbo… Hexham Courant Sport best lurker ever

@Baileyuk90 how's the eye today?

@Baileyuk90 glad I haven't blinded you mate! I'm stiff as owt today like!

When you offer your lass one of your beers and she says yes #schoolboyerror

@swils108 not anymore, got none left!

Steven Taylor is a total liability and a twat!!

Newcastle bottom after one game, better shitting ourselves!! Mackems will be tweeting and facebook in g again!

Where was debuchy for hulls goal?

@Baileyuk90 theres a futurama film now!!! #teenageslutparty

Joe hart must be shitting himself after ruddys performance!

Justice done...horrible diving twat!!

Dimitri from paris is a tremendous dj!! Had an amazing night.

@Micky81Hutton Consett Demi FC or against horse and groom

@Baileyuk90 Dan Robinson Tony its cos you never copied the Hexham Courant Sport way of goalkeeping!! #handsinpocketsandsaveitwitharse

Why welbeck?

Not a bad result. Pardew hangs on by the skin of his shit again!!