You have to admit, "self-identified English teacher with a private jet" is such a funny category of human.

Harrison Butker as a groomsman would hit twitter like a nuclear missile

August really had somewhere to be huh

The Austin Film Festival (Oct 23-30) will feature The Boy From St. Croix, a documentary about Tim Duncan directed by his brother, Scott. tinyurl.com/5x6n8j66

if you watch RHOBH s5 - s7 under the assumption that Eileen is being held at gunpoint to film the show then she becomes one of the funniest reality stars on planet earth

Come through bro we’re playing Toni Braxton deep cuts and drinking sugar free ginger ales

same here big dawg

while dribbling the ball uphill both ways

excuse me lmao

My coach in the woods workin while someone else’s coach is on twitter trying to convince everyone genocide is okay

the biggest tell about the Torres interview is, why does he sit like that