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my most cringe trait is probably that youtube commentary videos are basically cocomelon to me

50s band name: The Guys 60s band name: The Royal Turtle Brigade 70s band name: Slax 80s band name: Hear Here 90s band name: Turd Burglar 00s band name: We Are All Members of Parliament 10s band name: Dog Toe 20s band name: TESSERACT/ctrl-panel

being american is such a fucking joke. i want to be from a serious country with normal politics

exercised, cleaned my apartment, did my laundry, smoked and read my book today. nature is healing!

spotify mixes would be excellent in concept if they used something other than the same 40 songs that i already listen to

put my tv stand together and set up the tv entirely by myself

just found out g*l g*dot owns goodles… this is actually the worst day of my life

i don’t really care about pro/anti proship bullshit because i have a social life and a job, but i feel like if you’re gonna use the internet to talk about how much you like incest you need to be prepared for at least a little pushback on that

as a bisexual person myself i have been feeling very hated within my own community and this whole billie thing is really just showing yalls true colors

pressed play on the hamilton album for the first time in years and i remember every line… my mouth forms the words before my brain remembers them… the body keeps the score

going out to eat in missouri will have you asking thought provoking questions like “why is this california roll WARM?”

pro natalists are trying to enforce patriarchal norms with *checks notes* former glee star darren criss

working retail is so funny. you’ll say “hi how are you today :)” to a customer and they’ll look at you like you just pulled a gun on them