Is there a type of cruise that men over 50 can take on a ship which needs lots of things doing to it - fuses and washers changing, holes filling, sticky doors planing, more hooks in the understairs cupboard...?

Oh, BLOODY HELL!!!!!!! In this bloody heat? Are they taking the piss? AAARGH! #TheChase

Dear caption-writers: Delete the 'e'. It's Westmorland. #TheChase

Just 1 wrong in Casey's Cashbuilder questions! #TheChase

Just the 1 wrong in Nicola's Cashbuilder. Is she really that thick? #TheChase

Sept. 16th. #TheChase

I read that 'strong force' fact last night in this book: #TheChase

** Files Nicola under 'gormless' ** #TheChase

PLEASE let it be Darragh today..... #TheChase

Launch the search party - Darragh's gone missing again! #TheChase

Richard Moore, is the Reform UK candidate for Alton Amery in East Hampshire. There's a few things he's not telling you on his campaign material. He's possibly not told Cllr Matthew Kellermann - Reform UK - East Hants., the East Hampshire Branch Chair for Reform UK. There is a court order stating one of

Where did the John Smith politics go?

Good grief - 6 points on Sheep! #mastermind

And now for an epic downturn in my quizzing performance. #OnlyConnect #mastermind #QuizzyMonday #UniversityChallenge

🧵 'Flag Force UK': The “Grassroots” Group With Hidden Think Tank Ties. Flag Force UK presents itself as a patriotic, grassroots movement “built by enthusiasts, for enthusiasts.” But closer inspection suggests it may be a coordinated #astroturf operation...

** Runs in late, has swearing fit and heads bikeward ** #TheChase

Anyone know what species of butterfly this is? It was on our lavender yesterday. Size approx 1-1.5 cm. #GardenersWorld

Many thanks to Supply Teacher Adam for a great show; spoiling us rotten with a cat and TWO dogs!!!! #GardenersWorld

I feel nothing but shame and disgust at my nation's flag being turned into a weapon and a threat.

I wonder which group I got on the #OnlyConnect wall? ** Pet Shop Boys superfan who hasn't got 'Nonetheless' yet ** Victoria Coren Mitchell All Things Quiz #QuizzyMonday #Mastermind #UniversityChallenge