No lies detected

most adults are actually very stupid.

honestly i can’t afford to f#ck around anymore. i see u little happy onion....

sat in the sunlight for 15 minutes and remembered i’m actually full of love also i should start several different projects and not finish them

real

can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane

i’m gonna tell the flowers what you did. and then they’ll tell the bees and the bees will tell the birds. good luck next time you come to the meadow bro

looking at the amount of clean underwear i still have left in my suitcase and feeling proud that i didn’t piss myself every day on vacation like i guess i had planned to when i packed

my mom once told me “accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others” and that shit is real.

i bring a 'divorce your husband if he bothers you so much' vibe to gatherings that married ladies who complain a lot, dont like at all

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

wow look i’m joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe

I don’t know what any of my exes are doing. I don’t know what any of my former friends are doing. and you’re not supposed to! there was a time when you just never saw a person again. I’m nostalgic for those times. disappear like a ghost! woooo!

apparently i'm not even going through a lot, i just need money.