My Lesbian Romance #replacebandnameswithlesbian

Boys Like Lesbians #replacebandnameswithlesbian

#Whyareyou always forgetting, no one is to blame for your mistakes, except the man in the mirror.

Midgets miss out on all the joys of rocking chairs and gliders.. #poorlittlething

#Shedidntcallbecause she doesnt have a phone and she is eleven, you sick old perv.

#3words don't trust women.

#ICanHonestlySay that if you are not following me then you DO NOT have your priorities straight!

If you got a girl who cooks, cleans, and goes down on you, you got #Oneinamillion

#DontBeScared OF ANYTHING!!!

#DontBeScared of a womans wrath. Just leave the kitchen so you don't have to hear it.

Female approaches you in public and all you can think of is why is she not in the kitchen #Talkaboutawkward

#TheMostCommonLies "Of course you look better than her!" followed by a list of non realistic flaws of the other girl.

#arentyoutiredof WOMEN?

My wife said "whats on the tv?" I said "dust!"

leaving the kitchen without permission... #crimesworthyoftherope

You seem like you have your shit together as far as knowing how to treat a woman goes @pyles1735. You just earned yourself a follower.

China- great economy, little or no respect for women. America- equal rights for women, terrible economy. You're welcome @barackobama

@pyles1735 Priorities in order.. Check!

#itreallymakesmemad when I wake up in the morning and my breakfast isn't waiting on me. #whereyaatmom?