Miraculous Mushrooms 🎵Marvelous Mushrooms 🎵. Enoki, shittake, porcini 🎵 For magnificent mushrooms, your man is Kitaji-ma🎵

My wife left me for a man with a bigger matsutake mushroom ☹️

I would like to announce that I shall be closing my mushroom shop. Unfortunately I cannot operate my business anymore because Akira Nishikiyama burnt it down and called me a little ugly fat man. My sincerest apologies. -Kitajima