Tomorrow, tomorrow…

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Headed for a day at #LBF again this week. Last year it was exciting to see it again, this year I’m shooting some serious side eye at my life and wishing books were a bigger part of it. This could get emotional.

Already run into my manager from when I worked in Large Print. And I’m not even in the door yet. Hello Olympia!

This author has been a learning designer for 9 years and miiight just be in need of a shift. What other jobs are out there for creative gobshites like me who can write almost anything to brief, but also offer creative content ideas/solutions to boot?

Should I be worried that 2 readers seem to have stopped KU reading at 144 pages each… (territory lets me see this) - is that a DNF in the same place?! Or is the book only registering 144 pages on kindle?! (300 print)

To the Canadian reader who KU’d my full dark fantasy book in about 36 hours - you rock!!

For the love of fuck, never replace a simple space or m dash with an unspaced hyphen. I’ve just spent an hour removing instances of two words being hyphened together when the writer really meant to start a completely new thought train. #proofreadingwoes

Watching the lightning, wishing the headache brewing would fuck off and reliving every sucky sexual encounter I’ve ever had… oh and I have an early start in the morning. Fuck off, brain.

My proofreader and I are currently challenging each other to write smut… This could get hillarious real fast…

I’m not hungry, I’m bored. I’m not hungry, I’m bored. I’m not hungry, I’m … ooh Brownies.

Watching live lightning maps and a live cam of New York harbour because, you know, no writing to do or anything… I can hear Mrs Doubtfire in my head: “My god, this is beyond obsessive!”

Oh the irony of seeing one of your school bullies on social media talking to other parents about how awful kids can be to each other… In some small way I needed that today, though not sure for the better or worse. 😒

Someone tell me it gets better than this? I’m almost 3 books in and over 2k down so far. I want to keep going but this month has been awful.

Anyone else see the new Matilda and feel that new storyline through the middle could have been a whole new book/film?

27 years? This is impossible!

I’m not normally one for remakes and it isn’t even out yet but… Does anyone else already want the makers of #Wonka to redo the original (1971) if this goes well?!? So many nods to the Wilder version in that trailer…it could, just maybe, be awesome?

I need to train my brain to ignore the utter bollox other people spout - it’s my biggest distraction.

For my 40th balloon day this weekend, I would like to be as fat as I thought I was at 21 please! That is all.

Just popped in to see what fresh hell is going down… …and to play with the balloons. Obviously.