I’m still sticky from Canada Day

Every bad experience is an opportunity to make your playlists better

I knew this was gonna be stupid.

Sudoku and I have a good I don’t fuck with you/you don’t fuck with me type thing going on

came here to say this

Driving like an asshole uses more gas

“death and hatred to mankind”🖤

Long time no contribution to society

I blame novelty shirts

Deciding which kid is my favourite is tough because there’s things I dislike about both

Whatever you’re going through you still have to wear deodorant

They told me I could so I didn’t

i don't really identify as a taxpayer

I love/hate how the 90s are retro now

Going to the dump feels like I’m turning my problems into our problem

the summer I socially isolated

August was like only one week

Shoutout to everyone who saw me today and didn’t make me feel weird for having half my hair tucked into my shirt