Pisces be like

i have to go sit in the sun about this

pls make the chicken tortilla soup year round Chick-fil-A, Inc. 😭

romo (relief of missing out)

i’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes it’s not looking so good

Let women shave. Let heterosexuals love. Let men be masculine. Let me be given 500 dollars. Can I have 500 dollars. Give me five hundred dollars

Might get another degree so I can get some good grad pics

"We got bigger fish to fry" is lowkey rs If I had a bigger fish I'd fry dat one Cuz of the flavor

maybe i’m not the plantain you should be frying right now

Oh no coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with y’all

why did I find out that I’m allergic to milk AND eggs

being the first to jaywalk is so aura inducing the other pedestrians all look at each other like damn he’s really him

it’s time to start my career in being beautiful

umm how do I get the feeling of being good at math again

I love cosplaying as a skinny person

i think ima end this year with a plot twist

who knew going through a breakup would get you fit af

i love the sudden realization that i don’t have to put up with a single thing i don’t like