i used to put shit on janseh onfroy

grateful my wife is a heavy sleeper because I’m in the bed every night spinning around like I’m on a hot dog roller

How it feels 5 stacking with friends who “play for fun” but are genuinely just ass

Who’s down?

fucking insane pulling up with the pizza OUTSIDE the box

transferring my savings to checking while walking to the cashier #poorbutkind

take a bite of our new product

kms

cute underwear on a fat butt is like a pretty gift box with a cupcake inside

behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight

as a man i'm not working 10hrs to come home and look at a flat ass butt i'm sorry

🤯

she’s a handful. but so is her ass so it cancels out

“Your total is 19.33” “Heres 20. Keep the kirk”

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we are playing

Going to a strip club and pelting the single mothers with bags of kirks.

havin a gf cool af. her ass fat AND she funny

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holy fuck 10 years later were so back