I quit arguing with people at smash tourneys that don't shower. They're ripe, I'm wrong.

So basically a Laffy local

Any Florida peeps can help out?

Doesn't zie like win every single tourney in Lake Charles?

Louisiana peeps, I had Chat GPT roast this pic. Wanna see the results?

Well, the people have spoken...

Louisiana PR aka Zie's 13th reason if he doesn't get 1st

How does Maynnaise ever lose? Dude can see the future with that mega mind forehead so he has to know what his op is doing next.

Bro's forehead has more surface area than a Minecraft world map You can show an IMAX movie on that thing

I lost 3 fingers in an accident today. I asked the Dr if I would be able to still drive with that hand. He said maybe, but I wouldn't count on it.

I was fired from my police job today. Me: There is a naked man dancing in the streets downtown. Dispatch: Copy that Me: Ok...

This just in...Trump is reallocating some of Harvard's money to be used as a pot bonus in the Washington DC smash tourney. Steve is banned because only the government is allowed to steal from us.

My hamster broke his leg so I made him a splint with a couple of matches. His face really lit up when he started walking again.

My new switch came in. I still don't understand what all the fuss is about 🤷‍♂️

Yo, Wyatt , where did you go to high school?

Today was my first day at the gym and I saw some idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

To my south louisiana peeps...my light bill came in. We getting charged for sunlight, moonlight, street lights, and the light at the end of the tunnel. #entergylouisiana

.Coastal Carolina Baseball New streak: 0-2

Lukewarm (Sorry but I still say KirbyKid in my head) #TLIVoteIn

Might as well learn from the best!