skip bayless is gonna get tar & feathered by all them white folk the next time he steps foot in indiana

thank you for everything you did for Boston Jrue 🫶

58 bookmarks?

jus lettin yall know that VJ Edgecombe is gonna be the best player in the draft, and will win atleast 1 MVP. ion watch college hoops, I’m just basing my prediction entirely on how fuckin cool his name sounds. How can you fail w/ a name as fire as that? Same goes for AJ Dybantsa.

why do woodpeckers even waste their time doing all that bullshit. like jesus christ, look around you man. there’s so much more to life than just pecking a hole into a tree. what are you even gonna use that hole for anyway?

you’d think after making one hole, the woodpecker would be ballin. but no. he just keep on makin more holes, even tho he only ever need one hole. Why? My answer: he keep makin more holes so he’ll never have any spare time to sit and wonder why all he does is make holes all day.

i forgot i took a Viagra and got jumpscared by my own boner while watching Top 10 Fatal Nascar Crashes on youtube

its genuinely mind blowing how MAGA fans would rather try to justify Hitler than admit that they might’ve been wrong about Trump. Identity Politics will kill America. The people that blindly follow/praise Trump will soon become the Nazi Soldiers who were “just following orders”.

John Legend when it comes to making choruses that could make a deaf korean woman cry tears of joy:

apple music may have autism

In retrospect, the Trailblazers really fleeced the Bucks and the Celtics. they got Damian Lillard, Robert Williams, Deandre Ayton, Malcolm Brogdan, Jrue Holiday & Toumani… and all they had to give up was Anfernee Simons and 2 seasons of Dame Time 😭

how i feel when my bitch tell me she’s too tired to stay up all night on facetime w me

danish women would be so much hotter if they’d just stop breathing so damn loud all the time

drinking fireball with the cheese girls in Venice now my mouth tastes like a distant yet foreboding panic attack

i’m so bad at gambling. maybe i just need to keep practicing

mfs be like “not to mention…” and then literally proceed to mention. do you realize how fucked up that is? imagine i said “not to eat your burger…” and then i take a bite outta your burger. yeah. that probably wouldn’t feel very good, would it?? fucking numbskulls.

if the inside of our eyelids are always wet then why does it hurt to open our eyes underwater

how it feel when u only 6 questions in and Akinator hit u wit a question thats a lil too specific