The boss of GWR is Mark Hopwood. I'm sure he'd be delighted to accept this challenge: "Dear Mark, please post a video of yourself getting a standard bicycle on and off the hooks you provide, on a crowded train, without injuring anyone." RT if you'd also like to see it.

Hi @BulbUK is there an ETA on your smart meter relays being available for gas meters >10m away? I've heard OVO have a solution for this now and if so there's no reason to stick with you in this market. Any news?

Pretty sure Gousto purposely send the reminder to pick recipes after the deadline so they can send me yet another box full of potatoes for £40. Had enough and cancelled.

Hi Trackster just trying out your platform but when I try to import my Strava archive it reports errors "Wrong file type. Must be '.zip', not 'application/x-zip-compressed'". Tried Chrome and Firefox.

Does anyone else find Chiltern Railways ticket machines are the worst machines they have ever used, literally in any context? They are super slow, ask dumb questions, don't let you buy tickets for late running trains, horrible unintuitive touch screen UI. Who made these???!?

I'm 30+ and I've just passed my driving test. It's painfully clear I am a better driver and more aware of how to drive than most idiots on London's roads. But I can't use ZipcarUK until I've held my licence for a year! This is nonsensical. Enterprise Car Club doesn't have this rule

Is there a browser extension for twitter that blocks all posts where the username ends in a bunch of numbers?

WarrenFarmNatureReserve still waiting for Ealing Council to release Warren Farm ecological reports a year after controversial plans to turn as much as half of Warren Farm land in Southall into a large sports facility. Kabir Kaul Sean McCormack MVB 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇪(he/him) Brent River Park ealing.news/environment/wa…

Oh wow, Love Rarely Lonely People is absolutely fantastic.

That apology doesn't cut it Community Fibre. I depend on my connection to work. I can't have it drop for hours with ZERO communication from my provider. This isn't good enough, this is cowboy stuff. I'll be finding a real ISP when it comes to renewal.

Having Black Mirror inappropriately interrupted by blasting music & dancing underpants man advert is an eerie flash-back to 15 million merits. I'm assuming this is all intentional Charlie Brooker