How was that?? Was it good? Do you think she will like it? Oh my head is spinning. *Places his head in the palm of his hand* That was mushy.

"You have done so much for our Kingdom Mer..I mean My Queen. It is an honor to have done so" x.com/idrankthebottl…

Shall we step into DMs and plot a SL My Queen? @idrankthebottle

I think I am getting the axe. She just needs to let me prove I love her. *Bangs his fist forcefully on the wall*

"I was wrong for not putting my trust in you." *Grabs Merida by her arms pulling her close* "I will fight for this" x.com/idrankthebottl…

This really sucks. I come all the way to Storybrooke and get dumped.

"Why are you so stubborn? I have fought Clans less tough than you. You're going to be sorry, Mer. You'll regret it" x.com/idrankthebottl…

"Oh, you will. If you don't fight with me then you will fight against me" *Draws his sword on the fiery red head* x.com/idrankthebottl…

Alright, Mer. I am done then. I will not fight you today but I will come back and prove to you I am the man you deserve.

Searching for a Merida to ship with. I gave it my best shot. *Pats myself on the back*

If you keep waiting too long then you'll always miss what could have been. Someone right in front of you. x.com/idrankthebottl…

Who thinks Merida is being stubborn?

I have only one regret. That I didn't kill her brothers sooner. Then the kingdom would be mine.

Now she answers.

What you need is to be turned over my knee and given a good spanking. I think you're brave but you're spoiled too. x.com/idrankthebottl…

She thinks I can't?

Listen Mer. What you need is a real man who can handle you. When you want me, you know where I am. x.com/idrankthebottl…

Drags @idrankthebottle into DMs

Okay. I give up.

*Pulls @idrankthebottle into a hug*