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KingJaredoftheLand

@kingjofthel

An Australian living in Toronto.

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linkhttp://www.youtube.com/user/KingJaredoftheLand calendar_today08-05-2009 14:24:36

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I usually don’t post such thirst traps, but screw it, I’m really proud of this. Focusing on my body was so the right decision and I made great progress in 2025. Let’s look ahead and keep growing! Shout-out to my amazing coach, @slfitnesstoronto !

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Sneeze when you look at the sun? Don’t worry, you just have Autosomnal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst Syndrome (or “ACHOO”).

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EMOJI GUY: Honey have you seen my french horn? It’s not with my other instruments EMOJI WIFE: Did you leave it at the office again

EMOJI GUY: Honey have you seen my french horn? It’s not with my other instruments
EMOJI WIFE: Did you leave it at the office again
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Can literally feel my apartment building rock back & forth in this wild Toronto blizzard but anyway bedtime I guess lolz night

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Coming out of a cold & I’m in that exact “sexy sick voice” state where I sound like Barry White. Oh sick voice, why won’t you stick voice.