My daughter thinks i watch to many crime docs and said i should talk to my therapist about it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ok mom will do🤦

Ayooo My guy MIKE IS THAT YOU on the new FLY GOD SHIT???BRUH WTFFFF fam we really eating this years lets gooooo 🔥 💪

I almost died after 2 major surgeries so any disrespect towards people with disabilities or people struggling to survive for reasons they cant control will get you punched in the mouth fr

Talk to me about how we gonna build this generational wealth.. I can eat it from back and cook you a 5 star meal later

Told my daughter we having a daddy daughter day of shopping and lunch so she gonna make me cry going to get her piggy bank full of money talking about i got lunch today dad 😭😭😭😭😭she so thoughtful at her age that makes me proud fr

Ayoooo Parks yal didn't even talk about Che nior new album man that shit is heat lol

Twitter so funny man you can come here to laugh...... Learn that your body is trash and taking women on dates is forbidden in the same swipe up 😂😂😂😂😂🤦

So funny man when Robert Downey did tropic thunder we all laughed because it was funny. Druski doing a white man and it was hilarious now they want to get all sensitive. Man enjoy the skit and laugh, life to short

Being a father to daughters is funny because imagine having to be a free uber driver for 2 people who look exactly like you while demanding your debit card for unimportant purchases talking to you like they raised you 😂😂😂😂😂🤦

If you never pulled over to help a stranded person on the highway to give them a jump then we probably wont relate on allot of things lol

There 21 Satellite's that launch from SpaceX Vandenberg facility in 5 days and i touched and built on every single one of them. I just know my grandma proud 🙏

I hate America because why i get a alert from credit karma saying your score went up so i was juiced up only to open the app and my shit went up 2 points😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦

Getting my sister a Spa day for her birthday today she beyond deserves it.

What if Andre 3000 put the flute down and came out of retirement and made a Young thug diss record that ends up being the biggest diss record to ever come from the south......mannnnnnn😂😂😂

Is a Amazon delivered notification the same dopamine hit yal get from social media likes cuz my eyes light up every time 😂😂😂😂

Talking shit all month about black people being monsters and violent people only to be SHOT by a white man is diabolical😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nigga said rapper lyrics is wild starting tomorrow talking about feds need to free Dirk or get clipped in the neck like Kirk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂tf 🤦bruh no

Every post on here is literally about not having kids and how's it so amazing blah blah blah then why is it on your brain so tough to shit on people with children? Oh i know why.... These people want children and a family so bad its eating them alive lmao

Fam being a Giants fan is so embarrassing😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦

Every time i say something funny on twitter allot of people visit my profile but won't follow me and they shouldn't, im just a Aerospace nerd who goes to work and then home😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂🤦