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Fazir Ali

@kingfazir

Head of Design Strategy | Product | Tech | Investor | Design | Bullish 🚀 | ex @TaxAct, ex @KeyBank, ex @JPMorgan | 🇬🇾 | Posts Are Mine |

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Microsoft Teams culture really be like: - “Hey, saw your message about the email.” - “Let’s sync quick.” - “Actually, let’s spin up a 15-min pre-meeting for the pre-meeting.” Next thing you know it’s Friday and you’ve accomplished nothing except talking about what you might

Microsoft Teams culture really be like:

- “Hey, saw your message about the email.”
- “Let’s sync quick.”
- “Actually, let’s spin up a 15-min pre-meeting for the pre-meeting.”

Next thing you know it’s Friday and you’ve accomplished nothing except talking about what you might
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🤯 Which one of y'all took $NFLX out back and shot it? Shares has plunged almost 4% already today. Streaming drama continues! 📉🍿 $SPY $QQQ

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Y’all thought I was joking when I said I had conviction in $ONDS … nah, I meant it. The opportunity here is crazy for growth. I told y’all I’d add on the dips — and I did. Sitting over +100% on my previous buys, and just loaded up another 2,000 shares. Conviction pays. Let’s

Y’all thought I was joking when I said I had conviction in $ONDS … nah, I meant it.

The opportunity here is crazy for growth. I told y’all I’d add on the dips — and I did. 

Sitting over +100% on my previous buys, and just loaded up another 2,000 shares.

Conviction pays. Let’s
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🚨 OpenAI's ChatGPT Go drops in India: ₹399/mo low-cost sub for more GPT-5 chats, multimodal magic (images/files), longer memory—your daily AI driver! Fits into Go/Plus/Team/Pro ladder, shifting wins from "best model" to "best access" & habit lock-in. Pro tips: Go mobile-first,

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🚨 $MSFT drops Copilot AI straight into Excel! New =COPILOT() function lets you generative magic in spreadsheets—summarize feedback, categorize data, pull external info via simple formulas. Beta now for $30/mo Microsoft 365 Copilot subs. Tutorial vid: youtube.com/watch?v=hprz9x… 🔥

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My favorite thing about the last few days? Watching folks panic-sell their stocks ‘cause Sam Altman said we’re in an AI bubble… Meanwhile Sam: “Yeah it’s a bubble… anyway, super hyped to take OpenAI public at a cool $500B+ valuation 🤝” You can’t make this stuff up. $SPY

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A few months ago all the headlines were about $META dropping millions—sometimes $100M+—to scoop up #AI talent. 🚀 Now the breaking news is Zuck laying off folks in the AI division. 🤯 Bro’s not playing checkers… he’s playing chess. This is all part of his master plan.

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🚨 You may think the markets are in shambles but this is just a healthy pull back. To add more context tech stocks crashing amid AI hype backlash!? MIT study slams: 95% companies getting ZERO return on AI investments. Sam Altman admits investors "over excited" on sector.

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🚨 OpenAI's Sam Altman: "We messed up" GPT-5 launch—users slam cold, mechanical responses vs GPT-4o's human warmth! API usage doubled in 48 hrs, but demand outstrips capacity. Fix? Trillions in data centers ahead—AI's future = hardware muscle! Tech leap or just a step? Humanity

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🚨 DeepSeek's V3.1 is schooling rivals—685B params for huge memory & coherent chats, fully open-source, matching OpenAI/Anthropic flagships! Crushed 71.6% on Aider coding benchmark (rivaling Claude Opus 4) at just $1.01/task vs $70 proprietary. Open AI era heating up! 🔥

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It’s been a good Thursday so far. Dropped off all 3 kids at school, felt like a champ for pulling that off on time. 🚗💨 Got all the way to the office, sat down, and realized… I forgot my laptop. My MacBook Pro. 🖥️💀 So now I’ve officially done the school drop-off commute

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🚀 DeepSeek-v3.1 is revolutionizing efficient AI! Dual modes: "thinking" for deep deliberation or "non-thinking" for speedy responses. Handles 128K token contexts with FP8 for low-cost ops—way less power than rivals. Massive upgrade from v3.0, crushing benchmarks. Open-source

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🌟 Breaking: $GOOG drops a groundbreaking report on Gemini AI's energy footprint—most transparent from Big Tech yet! Median text prompt? Just 0.24 Wh (like 1 sec in a microwave), 0.26 ml water (5 drops), & 0.03g CO2. Includes full infra: TPUs (58%), CPU/mem (25%), backups

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Jerome Powell already knows what he’s gonna say tomorrow. Bro is going to sleep like a baby tonight, while the rest of us are here staring at charts like it’s the Da Vinci code. 🥲 Tomorrow he’ll casually cause trillions in asset swings before lunch… meanwhile I’m just trying

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🚨 Breaking: $META Inks Massive $10B+ Cloud Deal with $GOOG 🚨 In a surprising twist of "coopetition," Meta has just sealed a six-year, over $10 billion agreement with Google Cloud to bolster its AI infrastructure. This includes servers, storage, networking, and even access to

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Ayo, real question… what’s the song of the summer this year? 🤔 Usually there’s one anthem that’s just everywhere — cookouts, cars, clubs, TikToks — you can’t escape it. But this summer? 👀 I swear it feels like nothing officially claimed the crown. Lowkey, I think the real

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$INTC dropped a bombshell 💥 The U.S. government will scoop up 433M new shares at $20.47 — funded by undisbursed CHIPS Act + Defense “Secure Enclave” money. That’s about a 10% passive stake in Intel. ⚠️ Dilution? Yes — all existing shareholders get clipped proportionally. 💰