AMC Theaters shows me roughly 7 minutes of commercials about being in AMC theaters when I’m already in an AMC Theater.

How come the only gate announcements you can’t hear at the airport are yours when you’re sitting at the gate? What kind of sound phenomena is this?

The best part of flying is landing and then seeing a bunch of goobs immediately stand up to grab their luggage out of overhead bins...only to have to stand for 15 more minutes.

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Slash Film: LET'S TALK ABOUT PICARD'S DUNE BUGGY.

The LA Angel’s pitching staff is comprised of Ohtani and 4 guys who are just spaghetti in baseball unis.

I've been using this Intellytech light on damn near everything I shoot. It's great so I wrote a bit about it. mattburchfield.com/post/tools-of-…

Locking my doors now so that David Zaslav doesn’t come cancel me before season 42 starts.

I wanna take a minute and celebrate a win. I’m really stoked to share this short (and award winning!) documentary I completed recently. mattburchfield.com/post/weekend-w…

if they wanna talk about nepo babies, bring my man to the table as one of the panel because he has talked about it for more than a decade in many many interviews eventho he is friend with dozen of nepo babies and posh actors. im sure he has a lot to say

Ya’ll, who do we talk to about just giving Mia Goth all of the Oscars now??? #PearlMovie

I have this running gag with my son where I’m confused about who Harry Styles is. It drives him nuts. It’s also not a gag. I’m legitimately confused.

Michael Schlact

Since the world is dying anyways I want to normalize calling movies “pictures” again. But you have to pronounce it like Burt Lancaster: “Pictchas”

If you allow respect to be missing from your relationship, you are also stunting the other person's growth. Work on yourself until respect becomes a non-negotiable. And hold it with two hands.

Nice things do happen occasionally!

Finally watched BEND OF THE RIVER (1952). It’s probably the 3rd or 4th best western of the 1950s and no one seems to talk about it. #westerns

I love Twitter because I can read about: the housing crisis, the decline of the judicial system and Arby’s vodka in a span of 30 seconds worth of scrolling. I’d like off the ride please.

Stoked to see this! Premieres tonight!

We’re doing the thing! Premieres this week at Zeiders American Dream Theater! @ The Zeiders American Dream Theater instagram.com/p/CUqThBAlRTL/…