Dressing up as Dracula and saying "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK!"

complaining that some fine ass tiling broad wears too many shorts and tanktops like my fag brah benmarvin

back end web development

parades

Checking your homies for prostate cancer weekly

sniffing the machines at the gym

eating a glazed donut in the back of an Uber and moaning loudly while on a Skype call with my "roommate"

spray painting the rainbow flag in a Walmart bathroom

Listening to Adele and taking a bubble bath

Gearing up for hump day and mid week mimosas with the crew! 👐

I have 16 years experience as a house cleaning professional (says a 24 year old.)

Knowing all the words to every Beyonce song

Believing in astrology

Beating my meat to Lil Nas X music videos

Watching UFC highlights with the homies wearing only our tighty whities

Drinking a Zima and writing a blog post on my MacBook Pro about how straight people are the cause of global climate change

Writing a blog post about how new iphones are too large to fit in the pocket of my skinny jeans

Going to KFC to pick up some dark meat. It's finger lickin good

Did you vote for Joe Biden ? And if so, are all your life choices this bad?

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